Annika's Crappy Little Haven

Why the hell do anime characters like to have flashbacks to something that just happened literally two minutes ago./

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Me: I'm going to try to go to college so I can get a good job.
Mom: Why don't you get a job now instead? You're so lazy!
Me: I'm gonna look for a job.
Dad: Go to school and stop being lazy!
Me: Someone offered me a small voice acting position
Mom: It's just a scam.
Me: Since I work better in the evenings, maybe I can take a late night shift or work as a stocker. There are places nearby that are hiring.
Dad: You're just don't want to get up early. I didn't raise a lazy ass. Get a morning job, lazy. God I can't believe how selfish you are.
Me: I found a job as a telemarketer that pays good money and has some benefits.
Mom: You don't have the right voice. You probably couldn't do it.
Me: I found an opening at a thrift store nearby where I find good clothes.
Mom: You're just being cheap. Why not work at a more expensive place?
Me: A friend of mine offered me a good job where they work that pays decent money.
Mom: You're so selfish, you can't just rely on others.
Me: I found a good job at a pool that pays well. But it's a little far away.
Dad: You're too young to go anywhere.
Me: I found a nice housekeeping job that pays really good money and requires little experience. They also have great benefits.
Mom: If you become a housekeeper, you'll throw your life away and you'll never find another job.
Me: I feel like it might be hard for me to get a job at this point since I'm terrified of people and I get so dizzy and confused easily. I'm not sure what to do.
Mom: You're just making up excuses. Get over it.
Me: Since we can't afford lessons and you're too busy to teach me to drive, I can take the bus to work if I get a job. I'm not used to it but I can try.
Dad: No, it's not safe to take the bus. Stop being lazy and learn to drive.
Me: I hate myself and I think I'm a piece of shit.
Parents: There's no reason for you to think that, nobody's said a thing to you.
Me: . . .

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Go on Google and type in your full name and town, then click images. Find the weirdest photo and post it.

geromytime:

quazza:

happyhappyist:

history1970s:

i think i work witht hat old guy waht

i win

What the fuck is this./

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Seriously, this bugs the hell out of me./

>:T

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Me: Mom, I need a couple bucks for food tomorrow and I'm out.
Mom: Sorry, but we've got no money in the bank and we're already trying to pay off ten thousand dollars.
Mom: *turns to computer*
Me: What are you doing.
Mom:
Me: Are you on a furniture website.
Mom:
Me: Stop that.
Mom:
Mom: *clicks*
Me:
Me: You just bought a $2000 dollar furniture set.
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom: Go to your room.

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>Searching my name on tumblr

>Find nothing but porn and barbie dolls

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I…What….WHAT./

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